eKentbook Lite

eKentbook Lite, the first edition of Kentbook (with full editions arriving February 2), includes all issues of Kent since 1999 except the two Kent Lost Issues, along with the first public appearance of the Kent Staff Handbook.

This post is backdated a few days. *Warning: The following will be boring but may interest some re: Internet authenticity in terms of why that is the case.* I initially published the PDF on December 31, 2018, and I was having technical difficulties that made me feel like something was going to go wrong, so I published the eKentbook Lite actually slightly ahead of when this page indicates. However, I realized that by posting it as a page and making it a static page, people were having trouble accessing individual issues. So I republished as a post, but I also wanted the post to indicate the initial publication time. The objective publication time was 11:59pm Eastern Daylight Time on New Year’s Eve. The book was initially published at approximately 11:00pm EDT. However, since I already wanted to backdate to the 31st to indicate initial publication date, I thought I’d also switch the publication time to the mythical ideal publication time of 11:59pm – which does truly reflect my initial desire to publish at a time when everyone was distracted with something else.

Octannual Assessment Issue (Oct. 2018 #3)

The Kentbook, self-publisher Kent Roberts’ first solo book, with all issues since 1999 and all-new material, arrives here on 12/31/2018 at 11:59pm.

Open Octannual Assessment

In the Octannual Assessment Issue, we see Kent proposing that football be renamed animalbyproductball. Kent interviews Kentself, during which Kent freaks out and yells at Kentself before getting into a minor accident. Kent’s diurnal manimal workout routine is also discussed.

Love Issue (Oct. 2018 #2)

The Kentbook, self-publisher Kent Roberts’ first solo book, with all issues since 1999 and all-new material, arrives here on 12/31/2018 at 11:59pm.

Open Love Issue

The Love Issue top story details recent activity related to the SheKent. Kent Falling Asleep Times (KFATs) and Kent Waking Up Times (KWUTs) are discussed. An unwanted squirrel housemate is featured, with a Squirreltunity offered. Kent controversially accuses Kentself of being a virus.