eKentbook Lite

eKentbook Lite, the first edition of Kentbook (with full editions arriving February 2), includes all issues of Kent since 1999 except the two Kent Lost Issues, along with the first public appearance of the Kent Staff Handbook.

This post is backdated a few days. *Warning: The following will be boring but may interest some re: Internet authenticity in terms of why that is the case.* I initially published the PDF on December 31, 2018, and I was having technical difficulties that made me feel like something was going to go wrong, so I published the eKentbook Lite actually slightly ahead of when this page indicates. However, I realized that by posting it as a page and making it a static page, people were having trouble accessing individual issues. So I republished as a post, but I also wanted the post to indicate the initial publication time. The objective publication time was 11:59pm Eastern Daylight Time on New Year’s Eve. The book was initially published at approximately 11:00pm EDT. However, since I already wanted to backdate to the 31st to indicate initial publication date, I thought I’d also switch the publication time to the mythical ideal publication time of 11:59pm – which does truly reflect my initial desire to publish at a time when everyone was distracted with something else.

Octannual Assessment Issue (Oct. 2018 #3)

The Kentbook, self-publisher Kent Roberts’ first solo book, with all issues since 1999 and all-new material, arrives here on 12/31/2018 at 11:59pm.

Open Octannual Assessment

In the Octannual Assessment Issue, we see Kent proposing that football be renamed animalbyproductball. Kent interviews Kentself, during which Kent freaks out and yells at Kentself before getting into a minor accident. Kent’s diurnal manimal workout routine is also discussed.

Adulthood Issue (Oct. 2018 #1)

The Kentbook, self-publisher Kent Roberts’ first solo book, with all issues since 1999 and all-new material, arrives here on 12/31/2018 at 11:59pm.

Open Adulthood Issue

The Adulthood Issue features discussion of my 23- to 30-year entry into adulthood. Kent Mother Judy requests a path through my stuff. A chip clip is tested as a belt after a safety pin proves insufficient. I problem-solve my disconnect with Nell.

Transitions Issue (Sept. 2018 #2)

The Kentbook, self-publisher Kent Roberts’ first solo book, with all issues since 1999 and all-new material, arrives here on 12/31/2018 at 11:59pm.

Open Transitions Issue

In this issue, we learn that self-publisher Kent Roberts is moving Kent Headquarters (KHQ) back across town to Kent Mother HQ (KMHQ), the former Kent Parent HQ (KPHQ), thus temporarily rendering KMHQ the official KHQ.

Public/Private Issue (Apr. 2018 #2)

The Kentbook, self-publisher Kent Roberts’ first solo book, with all issues since 1999 and all-new material, arrives here on 12/31/2018 at 11:59pm.

Open Public/Private Issue

This issue features a lengthy self-interview related to the public/private nature of reality and chronic abuse of Kentself. There is also a laundry situation that details a substantial change in infrastructure at the new Kent HQ, as well as an announcement of the loss of access to a laundry chute. The Public/Private Issue also includes two new Kentphorisms and two new Facts & Fictions About Kent Roberts. It also includes the 11th “Resistance corner,” which discusses eco-resistance.

Sustainability Issue (Mar. 2018 #1)

Mar 2018 #1 – The Sustainability Issue

This issue features the top story “Errands associate: Sustainability of Earth starts with Kentself”; a “Resistance corner” (#8) about Axl Rose; an exclusive self-interview in which Kent says to Kentself, “You’re becoming the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard,” and then accuses Kentself of being some kind of wannabe cult leader; and a special report about the actual occurrence of the previously indicated 24th Kent HQ move.

Repetition Issue (Feb. 2018 #3)

Open the Repetition Issue

The Repetition Issue contains an opinion piece from Kent Roberts of Minneapolis, explaining his eccentric behavior at a Manhattan temp job. There is another interview with a key Kent figure, Kent Interrelational Guru Kent Roberts. The issue also contains the avant-Kente “33 x 3,” the 7th “Resistance corner,” and new installments of the recurring features “Fact & Fiction About Kent Roberts” and “Laundry situation.”

Peace Issue (Feb. 2018 #2)

Open the Peace Issue v. 2

I know this is annoying, but sometimes I release an additional edit of the same issue… for some reason. However, version 2 is an improvement and is touchups of the original. This issue contains some very interesting commentary within the Kent staff. The top story, “Peace arises following ‘friendly fire’ accident,” involves Kent Task Lisk Progress Monitor (KTLPM) Kent Roberts basically freaking out on Kent Special Projects Coordinator (KSPC) Kent Roberts. The Laundry situation features Kent Parent HQ. There is also an interview with Kent Lovelife Consultant Kent Roberts. Finally, this issue contains the 6th “Resistance corner.”