*Breaking* Mug arrives for Kent
by Kent Roberts
This line was printed at the bottom of the front side of Kent Volume 15, Issue 1: “Copyright © 2017 Kent Does Not Own A Traditional Coffee Mug Right Now So He Drinks Coffee And Tea Out Of A Small Ceramic Pitcher.”
In response, Kent Friend Frank Tomizuka set himself out to rectify the situation by sending a coffee mug to Kent Global Media Chairman Kent Roberts.
As Roberts opened the box, he realized that he was experiencing a serious life upgrade. “The mug is beautiful,” said Kent. “And it helps me get caffeinated as necessary, since this Kentmedia empire doesn’t run itself.”
The box arrived at Kent HQ. Kent Niece Ramona was notably uninterested in opening the package when she was informed that it contained a coffee mug.
Once the mug was out of the box, it quickly became clear that it wanted to tour the property for a photoshoot, with particular interest in enjoying the sunshine.
The arrival of the mug also offered an opportunity for a meet-and-greet between the mug and a pitcher previously sent by Tomizuka to Roberts.