Fact & Fiction About Kent Roberts
BY KENT ROBERTS (KPI)
Fact: Kent replied, “I guess, the thing is, you really do not want me to be doing that.”
Fiction: Kent replied, “Sure Mom. I can prepare one of the meals over the holidays.”
Volume 13, Issue 1
THE GREENERY ISSUE
Johnny-Come-Punctually: Kent Roberts
Executive Dir. of Feelings: Kent Roberts
Kentphorism: Use the force, centrifugal force, if you ever have to throw a discus or design carnival rides.
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© Copyright 2014 If Kent Touched a Woman’s Breasts Last Night, Then It Was Totally Awesome.
© Copyright 2014 Kent is Often Convinced That Time is Not Calibrated Correctly with Itself.
© Copyright 2014 Kent Talks To His Plant and Is Convinced That the Plant Can Hear Him.