Broken shredder starting to get full
BY KENT ROBERTS
It’s now clear that, assuming my shredder and I are newlyweds, the honeymoon is over. I guess actually the honeymoon ended about two years ago, which is the approximate date at which I realized it was not a very good shredder.
It seems that what I was thinking of as the honeymoon was the honeymoon of our divorce. The divorce honeymoon involved using the shredder container as a holding compartment for documents to be shredded at a future date – with a shredder that, unlike this shredder, wasn’t dead.
Now this is getting confusing. I guess I’m actually the widower of the shredder, and I was celebrating my wife’s death by having a honeymoon. Gross.
Regardless, it’s almost over. The shredder is getting full.