Strange sounds in apartment
BY KENT ROBERTS
Last night as I was going to bed at about 2 AM, there were numerous bizarre sounds:
- fluttering near the blinds (above)
- small objects hitting the ceiling in various places
- a cardboard box being torn in two.
After repeatedly snapping open my eyelids and trying to understand the sounds, I drifted off, accepting the notion that I might be murdered in my sleep by phantom beetles or the specter of a disgruntled stock boy.