Op-ed: Kent Roberts within small exponent of worldwide recognition
BY KENT ROBERTS
Attention all Kentkateers, both past, present, and future: it is time to celebrate. As diehard Kent Roberts media enthusiasts know, Kent founded this groundbreaking Kent-Roberts-related news publication in 1999. Ever since then, Kent and his dedicated, all-volunteer staff have been pushing Kent Roberts into public consciousness, aiming to boost him into the pantheon of household names: Kleenex, Gennifer Flowers, Dumpster, Popsicle, Kent Roberts. The work, it turns out, is working.
According to Kent Progress Development Board Chairman Kent Roberts, “Though progress is still in development, over the last 14 years, at least 1000 people have read the publication. All we need to do is square that number, and Kent can more rightfully claim his ‘International Personality’ title. Yes, Kent needs to become exponentially more popular, but it’s a small exponent.”